I give horrible gifts to my friends as does my husband. Luckily for you, we’re not your friends and we love to give each other troll gifts, which involves a lot of research into the worst presents to give someone. However, we both love travel and we’ve found travel inspired gifts that are funny terrible for friends as well as downright horrifying gifts for your enemies. Brace for terrible reactions and messing up your Amazon recommendations forever because we’ve found out the worst Christmas gifts ever for anyone who loves to travel.
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and way too much toilet humor. This is a holiday gift guide for finding the worst gifts ever for your friends who love to travel. Some are moderately funny bad
Christmas gifts while others are better suited to presents for your enemies. I hope you laugh a little at this list of horrible gifts for friends mixed in with some travel gag gifts. 😉
Problem: Can’t find your suitcase at the airport.
Problem: Your friend snores when you’re sharing a hotel room. It’s a dealbreaker.
Problem: Carrying an umbrella is annoying and it’s hard to take a good selfie showcasing your travels while holding one.
Problem: Your friend travels with their dog and their dog always smells bad after getting wet.
Problem: Your friend is going on vacation to somewhere with mosquitos and they’re prone to getting bit.
Problem: Your friend was too cheap to pay for unlimited drinks on the cruise that you’re going on.
For your friend who packs 3 suitcases for 3 days
Problem: Your friend is always cold wherever you go.
Problem: You’re about to go on a 2 week winter holiday (perhaps to Iceland?) with your significant other.
For your friend really loves coloring and traveling the world without you.
For your friend who only travels in first class
For selfie lovers
For banana lovers who love to hike or climb (we love carabiners)
For your perpetually single friend and/or your significant other you leave at home for business travel
Friends who get nervous about pickpocketing when traveling abroad
For ladies who love to hike and/or hates sitting down on toilets
For messy eaters who love to travel
Looking for a calendar for 2018 and love hiking trips?
For pizza lovers who love to travel
For your friend who just came back from teaching a year in Asia
For your eco-friendly friend who wants to save the Earth
For your friend who loves Tabasco hot sauce, traveling, and/or camo.
For your significant other who always hogs the arm rest
The worst travel gift ever (or the worst travel inspired gift that I found on Amazon).
Which one was your favorite? What’s been your favorite terrible Christmas gift that you’ve given or received?